FBL LOCKOUT!!!

[AndreA71]

Breaking news:
Just this morning David Stern announces with a sadness voice that the negotiation between the owners and the players is gone to to a woman of easy costume!
The main cause that brings the negotiation broken again is the problem about the players' role. Some players, led by their representative George Fields, wants to have the chance to change their role during the season. Some owners consider this request unacceptable.
In this moment is unlikely that the season can start in the Christmas day!
Even if there's a lot of lust to finally start the season, talks between the two sides ended in deadlock...

The representative of players George Fields also says: "If we open our minds, we can play!"

The owners reply: "We are enough open minded!"

Charlie Sheen says: "Who wants to solve the tie and become the huge winner... just call me, I'm the man!!!"

David Letterman during his own show: "This is no more the forum of our fathers..."